Rincewind

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:49:26 GMT

I'm going... away. Yes.

[ooc: He's heading for the beach. The Luggage will be dealing with any plague rats that think they'll be infecting him.]

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:06:55 GMT

For the record I hate you all ~~except Carmine~~ even more today.

It's the curse making me say that. Yes.

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:33:04 GMT

...

I hate you all. ~~Why? Why? Whywhywhy? Oh sure, everyone's a wizard now. Damn.~~

Taste: n. Something Discworld wizards are accused of lacking

Thu, 22 May 2008 01:32:23 GMT

Potato.

Wait... WHAT?

Sat, 03 May 2008 17:50:52 GMT

My score on The Which Discworld Character Am I Test:

Susan Sto Helit

(You scored 86 intelligence, 73 morality, and 44 physical strengenth!)

As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.

Link: The Which Discworld Character Am I Test

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Discretion: n. being the better part of valor

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:15:01 GMT

Er...

I'll be just staying... in today. Very in. So in you all can just pretend I never existed.

Action!

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:07:24 GMT

[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]

30. Unsinkable: adj. Not bloody likely

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:08:14 GMT

What did I say? What? Did I say that calling a ship unsinkable was just asking for trouble? Why, yes, I think I did.

29. Eldritch: adj. =/= Oblong

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:33:30 GMT

What's the word for it? When you're seeing things you've seen before? In flashes? Back in time?

Flashbacks!

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:10:33 GMT

27. To run out: phrasal verb: To become used up; be exhausted

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:17:35 GMT

Oh hah, hah, hah.

Rinse. Wind.

Yes, I get it.

Very funny.

But I'm freezing. Every time the wind dries me off, I get doused again.

26. Run: v., To be valid in a given area

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:56:23 GMT

Of course. I become a woman and...

I'm definitely not pregnant.

Very funny.

25. Run: v.intr., To occupy or exist in a certain range

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:13:44 GMT

Bad luck?

You think you're having bad luck?

Filtered away from Vetinari
THE PATRICIAN HAS MOVED INTO MY APARTMENT!

24. Run on: idiom Talk at length

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:49:45 GMT

At least it isn't Fourecks.

I'd just about murder for some curry.

How does the luggage not get blisters on all its feet?

I need a better hat.

With more sequins.

And sparkles.

That'd show old Ridcully.

I wish Ridcully would come here.

No I don't.

I wish the bursar--?

No.

The Librarian. Yes. The Librarian-- No. He wouldn't be impressed.

I should start a university here and be arch-

Ooh, potatoes.

I wonder how Carmine is doing. I should invite her out for--

Don't look at me like that. Moving right along.

You know...

My ear itches.

I wish my underwear would stop riding up...

I wish I had underwear to ride up.

I want to go home to the Library and Ankh-Morpork and Unseen University and I want to be

Oh, hello. No. I'm just... Moving on!

Er... this is quite odd.

[ooc: Hey, stream of consciousness goes a long way. Consider this a voice post complete with mutters, Rincewind bumping into people on the street, and occasional coughs, sniffles, and assorted human noises.]

23. Cavort: v. intr. To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner; caper.

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:30:23 GMT

I... feel wonderful! Wonderful!

Carmine, would you like to come out with me? We can, I don't know, go for a walk? See one of those moving picture things. Have some ~~potatoes~~ lunch?

Don't mind the Luggage, it's in a good mood, too.

22. Club: n. A stout heavy stick, usually thicker at one end, suitable for use as a weapon; a cudgel

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 17:53:20 GMT

Wha-?

But... I'm not dead!

Am I?

And as for the rest of these cards... I don't think it's very funny calling me cannon fodder. I can't help my scars, and I don't know what a Luddite is, thank you very much.

21. Sink or swim: colloq. v. To fail or to succeed

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:24:55 GMT

Why?

Why? Why? Why?

Isn't there a city in Quirm like this?

Why?

[ooc: Anyone who wants to see Rincewind floating by sitting atop the Luggage, feel free.]

20. Cack yer kecks: colloq. To be very, very frightened (really) [Voice post]

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 02:57:36 GMT

I'm not immortal! I swear!

No.

[gasp, whimper, little shriek, pattering feet]

No! I said--

[louder shriek]

Not--

[whimper]

Immortal!

[yelp and the sound of many running feet]

About time!

[the sound of some...one(?) being trampled into the ground]

Now let's get out of here!

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:34:36 GMT

19. Run down: phrasal verb To chase and capture

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:48:04 GMT

The Luggage is pleased

[ooc: The Luggage is proud of itself.]

18. Run: v.tr. To convey or transport

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:15:41 GMT

It's... a meat pie.

A genuine CMOT Dibbler meat pie.

[ooc: A stunned and teary-eyed Rincewind is sitting on a park bench staring at a highly dubious meat pie as though he has found ~~a house-sized potato~~ the holy grail. Deity gift - one genuine Dibbler meat pie.]

17. Absquatulate: v. intr. To depart in a hurry; abscond

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:03:10 GMT

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahh!

Run!

[ooc: What was that red streak? Why, yes, it was an absquatulating wizzard. Trufax, real word.]

16. Run: v.tr. To cause to unravel along a line

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:53:20 GMT

The best thing about nobby dances like this?

Free food!

15. Run: v.tr. To subject oneself or be subjected to

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:35:22 GMT

The sun had better go down. It's not that I like what's in the dark, but too much of any thing is a bad thing.

Except boredom. Boredom is good. I like boredom. I want boredom. Please give me boredom.

[ooc: YouTube video... Rincewind on a run in the City. At least for the first four minutes, twenty seconds.]

14. Run: adj. Being in a melted or molten state

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:26:11 GMT

This reminds me of Fourecks.

Gods, I hated Fourecks.