Rincewind

failed_wizard @ 2008-06-21T20:48:00

2008-06-22T03:49:26Z

I'm going... away. Yes.

[ooc: He's heading for the beach. The Luggage will be dealing with any plague rats that think they'll be infecting him.]

failed_wizard @ 2008-06-15T10:06:00

2008-06-15T17:06:55Z

For the record I hate you all ~~except Carmine~~ even more today.

It's the curse making me say that. Yes.

failed_wizard @ 2008-06-14T10:31:00

2008-06-14T17:33:04Z

...

I hate you all. ~~Why? Why? Whywhywhy? Oh sure, everyone's a wizard now. Damn.~~

Taste: n. Something Discworld wizards are accused of lacking

2008-05-22T01:32:23Z

Potato.

Wait... WHAT?

2008-05-03T17:50:52Z

My score on The Which Discworld Character Am I Test:

Susan Sto Helit

(You scored 86 intelligence, 73 morality, and 44 physical strengenth!)

As Death's granddaughter (a long story, which you greatly dislike), you inherited his ultimate practicality and lack of fear. In fact, boogeymen and other childhood boggles fear YOU. Often assisted by the Death of Rats and his raven, you manage to fix the Universe inbetween working as a governness and educating the masses. The ultimate teacher.

Link: The Which Discworld Character Am I Test

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Discretion: n. being the better part of valor

2008-04-26T18:15:01Z

Er...

I'll be just staying... in today. Very in. So in you all can just pretend I never existed.

Action!

2008-04-15T15:07:24Z

[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]

30. Unsinkable: adj. Not bloody likely

2008-04-15T05:08:14Z

What did I say? What? Did I say that calling a ship unsinkable was just asking for trouble? Why, yes, I think I did.

29. Eldritch: adj. =/= Oblong

2008-04-11T21:33:30Z

What's the word for it? When you're seeing things you've seen before? In flashes? Back in time?

Flashbacks!

failed_wizard @ 2008-03-23T10:08:00

2008-03-23T17:10:33Z

27. To run out: phrasal verb: To become used up; be exhausted

2008-03-21T18:17:35Z

Oh hah, hah, hah.

Rinse. Wind.

Yes, I get it.

Very funny.

But I'm freezing. Every time the wind dries me off, I get doused again.

26. Run: v., To be valid in a given area

2008-03-19T18:56:23Z

Of course. I become a woman and...

I'm definitely not pregnant.

Very funny.

25. Run: v.intr., To occupy or exist in a certain range

2008-03-18T00:13:44Z

Bad luck?

You think you're having bad luck?

Filtered away from Vetinari
THE PATRICIAN HAS MOVED INTO MY APARTMENT!

24. Run on: idiom Talk at length

2008-03-12T15:49:45Z

At least it isn't Fourecks.

I'd just about murder for some curry.

How does the luggage not get blisters on all its feet?

I need a better hat.

With more sequins.

And sparkles.

That'd show old Ridcully.

I wish Ridcully would come here.

No I don't.

I wish the bursar--?

No.

The Librarian. Yes. The Librarian-- No. He wouldn't be impressed.

I should start a university here and be arch-

Ooh, potatoes.

I wonder how Carmine is doing. I should invite her out for--

Don't look at me like that. Moving right along.

You know...

My ear itches.

I wish my underwear would stop riding up...

I wish I had underwear to ride up.

I want to go home to the Library and Ankh-Morpork and Unseen University and I want to be

Oh, hello. No. I'm just... Moving on!

Er... this is quite odd.

[ooc: Hey, stream of consciousness goes a long way. Consider this a voice post complete with mutters, Rincewind bumping into people on the street, and occasional coughs, sniffles, and assorted human noises.]

23. Cavort: v. intr. To bound or prance about in a sprightly manner; caper.

2008-02-26T18:30:23Z

I... feel wonderful! Wonderful!

Carmine, would you like to come out with me? We can, I don't know, go for a walk? See one of those moving picture things. Have some ~~potatoes~~ lunch?

Don't mind the Luggage, it's in a good mood, too.

22. Club: n. A stout heavy stick, usually thicker at one end, suitable for use as a weapon; a cudgel

2008-02-21T17:53:20Z

Wha-?

But... I'm not dead!

Am I?

And as for the rest of these cards... I don't think it's very funny calling me cannon fodder. I can't help my scars, and I don't know what a Luddite is, thank you very much.

21. Sink or swim: colloq. v. To fail or to succeed

2008-02-14T17:24:55Z

Why?

Why? Why? Why?

Isn't there a city in Quirm like this?

Why?

[ooc: Anyone who wants to see Rincewind floating by sitting atop the Luggage, feel free.]

20. Cack yer kecks: colloq. To be very, very frightened (really) [Voice post]

2008-02-10T02:57:36Z

I'm not immortal! I swear!

No.

[gasp, whimper, little shriek, pattering feet]

No! I said--

[louder shriek]

Not--

[whimper]

Immortal!

[yelp and the sound of many running feet]

About time!

[the sound of some...one(?) being trampled into the ground]

Now let's get out of here!

failed_wizard @ 2008-02-03T10:33:00

2008-02-03T18:34:36Z

19. Run down: phrasal verb To chase and capture

2008-02-01T01:48:04Z

The Luggage is pleased

[ooc: The Luggage is proud of itself.]

18. Run: v.tr. To convey or transport

2008-01-13T05:15:41Z

It's... a meat pie.

A genuine CMOT Dibbler meat pie.

[ooc: A stunned and teary-eyed Rincewind is sitting on a park bench staring at a highly dubious meat pie as though he has found ~~a house-sized potato~~ the holy grail. Deity gift - one genuine Dibbler meat pie.]

17. Absquatulate: v. intr. To depart in a hurry; abscond

2008-01-06T04:03:10Z

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahh!

Run!

[ooc: What was that red streak? Why, yes, it was an absquatulating wizzard. Trufax, real word.]

16. Run: v.tr. To cause to unravel along a line

2007-12-29T02:53:20Z

The best thing about nobby dances like this?

Free food!

15. Run: v.tr. To subject oneself or be subjected to

2007-12-18T03:35:22Z

The sun had better go down. It's not that I like what's in the dark, but too much of any thing is a bad thing.

Except boredom. Boredom is good. I like boredom. I want boredom. Please give me boredom.

[ooc: YouTube video... Rincewind on a run in the City. At least for the first four minutes, twenty seconds.]

14. Run: adj. Being in a melted or molten state

2007-12-16T20:26:11Z

This reminds me of Fourecks.

Gods, I hated Fourecks.