Rincewind ([info]failed_wizard) wrote,
@ 2008-04-15 08:04:00
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Action!
[A box with many legs runs from deck to deck searching for its owner. Those who get in the way may find themselves eaten.]

[ooc: If you need a means of being rescued, the Luggage will be "eating" people (think TARDIS for the inside of the Luggage size-wise) and spitting them back out post-curse. Rincewind is currently locked in a freezer and will be completely unaware that the Luggage may have done anything vaguely heroic.]



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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 03:14 pm UTC (link)
[Zaphod finds himself completely and utterly unable to dodge or get out of the way of said box, since his sunglasses went completely black ages ago.]

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[info]failed_wizard
2008-04-15 03:17 pm UTC (link)
[snap]

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 03:18 pm UTC (link)
[from the utter darkness inside the box comes a little voice]

Hi!

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 03:24 pm UTC (link)
[Zaphod's been in darkness for a while now. This doesn't really throw him.]

Hello?

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Who are you? You smell funny.

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 03:38 pm UTC (link)
I do not smell funny. I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox. I'm the least funny smelling you can get without actually causing nostrils to become yestrils.

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*snicker*
[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Huh?

You do too. You don't smell like a human or a vampire or a youko or anyone else!

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Re: *snicker*
[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 03:41 pm UTC (link)
That would be because I'm not human or a vampire or a yucko. I'm from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. So there.

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 03:45 pm UTC (link)
You drink beetles?

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 03:49 pm UTC (link)
It's a planet, right? Big thing, made of rock and water.

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh. Okay.

Does that mean you're a beetle?

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 03:52 pm UTC (link)
No, it does not mean I'm a beetle. I'm a President of the Galaxy. Hoopiest Frood this side of myself.

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 03:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh.

But we're not in the galaxy! We're in the City!

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 03:56 pm UTC (link)
So? Doesn't stop me from being me, yeah?

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 03:59 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes it does.

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 04:01 pm UTC (link)
Well, I'm still Zaphod Beeblebrox, and no one is taking that away from me. I registered the copyright on being me. I own the franchise.

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[info]failed_wizard
2008-04-15 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Does a franchise mean there's more of you?

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Contrary to popular belief, I do not come in six packs.

However, get me the right girl and... well, you let your imagination fill in the rest.

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 07:27 pm UTC (link)
...

What?

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Heeeey, just relax. Void of nothingness and voices, that's cool. Real cool. Let's embrace it.

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 07:29 pm UTC (link)
The box ate me.

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 07:33 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, right. We're all getting eaten by boxes. The world is cruel like that.

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 07:34 pm UTC (link)
...

It is? Daddy never told me about getting eaten by boxes.

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[info]comesinsixpacks
2008-04-15 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I thought you were being deep. A real box ate you? Are we dead?

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[info]wee_hellpuppy
2008-04-15 07:37 pm UTC (link)
It didn't chew!

[ooc: Fail gmail reply!]

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